JACK WHITE SOLO CD IS HIS BEST ALBUM EVER INCLUDING ALL SODE PROJECTS~

I KNOW THAT SAYING BLUNDERBUSS IS BETTER THAN ANY WHITE STRIPES ALBUM (EXCEPT MAYBE ELEPHANT), THE RACONTEURS AND DEAD WEATHER ALBUMS IS VERY, VERY STRONG. BUT, JACK WHITE’S FIRST SOLO CD IS NO JOKE!! FREEDOM AT 21 WILL MOS DEF BE THE NEXT SINGLE, IT HAS JAZZY DRUMS AND GUITAR SCALES THAT IS REMINISCENT OF RADIOHEAD’S JOHNNY GREENWOOD WITH HIS SICK ASS
VOICE. AND THE WHOLE ALBUM IS PUT TOGETHER BEAUTIFULLY. THE ALBUM STARTS VERY VERY STRONG AND ENDS JUST AS STRONG IN ITS OWN WAY AND THE MIDDLE HAS SOME OF MY FAVORITE SONGS AS WELL!! CHECK IT OUT!!! IT WILL WIN AT LEAST 2 GRAMMY AWARDS PUTTING JACK SAFELY INTO DPUBLE
DIGITS. HE IS A PIMP AND MY MAIN GOAL IN LIFE IS TO GET SIGNED TO HIS THIRD MAN RECORDS LABEL OR AT LEAST COLLAB WITH HIM!! HE’S AS BAD AS THEY COME!! GO TO WWW.MUSICCLOUT.COM/KNiFA & Follow The American Thom Yorke, The Weird + Skinny + Less Confident Jack White.

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I Am Absolutely Sure That Dubstep Is Our Generation’s Disco, But How EDM Has Continued To Thrive For This Long Is Beyond Me.

I just saw a tweet teasing the Benny Benassi Coachella performance tomorrow with a “special guest” and a “new song.” Uh Oh, you mean there is going to be a new piece of garbage that he hits play before during a set of absolute trash music & there is a going to be a special guest that stands next to him getting paid for being completely untalented?! Sign Me Up (Pause) Not!

Not only does this piss me off to the 42nd Degree, but Pitchfork + Stereogum + Consequence Of Sound & the rest of these total assholes continue to make this shit music relevant while a band as important as the Deftones (fronted by the insanely gifted & prolific Chino Moreno whose Crosses are not on any festival lists either) are not mentioned or invited even during the time when the album of the year, Koi No Yokan is still insanely relevant. Whatever.

I DECLARE WAR ON COS, STEREOGUM & PITCHFORK!! IT IS TIME FOR CHANGE!! I Wonder If Everyone Who Was Riding On Animal Collective’s Dick So Hard It Fell Off Are Still In Mad Love With Their Pathetic New Album. I Don’t Know If It’s Just Me, But New Animal Collective Along With Tame Impala Sounds Like PURE FN SHIT! Who Listens To Such FN Trash?! MGMT Better Not Eat A Shitload Of Acid & Speedball China White Heroin & Le’ White Pony To Try & Out-Weird Either Of These Bands Considering All The Indie Blogs Fuel The Fire With Reports On Every Move As If It Natters What-So-FN-Ever! There Is A New KiD iN TOWN & The Pathetic Ass-Kissing From These “Indie” Sites That Don’t Even Bother To Mention Albums Like Deftones Koi No Yokan Or Other Lives Tamer Animals~ It’s Getting Really Old Really Fast!

I Wonder If Everyone Who Was Riding On Animal Collective’s Dick So Hard It Fell Off Are Still In Mad Love With Their Pathetic New Album. I Don’t Know If It’s Just Me, But New Animal Collective Along With Tame Impala Sounds Like PURE FN SHIT! Who Listens To Such FN Trash?! MGMT Better Not Eat A Shitload Of Acid & Speedball China White Heroin & Le’ White Pony To Try & Out-Weird Either Of These Bands Considering All The Indie Blogs Fuel The Fire With Reports On Every Move As If It Natters What-So-FN-Ever! There Is A New KiD iN TOWN & The Pathetic Ass-Kissing From These “Indie” Sites That Don’t Even Bother To Mention Albums Like Deftones Koi No Yokan Or Other Lives Tamer Animals~ It’s Getting Really Old Really Fast!

This Is Courtesy Of Consequence Of Sound Who Do Some Great Work, But People Need To Get Off This Whole Animal Collective Thing & They Have Helped Tame Impala Blow Up As Well When They Have 1 Good Song & It’s On A FN Commercial That Is Played Every 5 Minutes On Every Channel (Really Underground & Trippy Guys, Not A Sellout Move At All When The Rest Of Your Album Is Pure Trash!!)

I don’t know if the nerds running CoS, Stereogum or Pitchfork have never actually picked up an instrument in their lives or of they think that because a band puts tripped out effects on their lame ass video, than they feel like they have lived dangerously for a few minutes of their lives.

It’s just so FN Lame. These assholes are becoming millionaires because these sites praise them as if they are brilliant innovators or something, the new Animal Collective (Centipede hZ) & Tame Impala (Lonerism) Albums are so FN Awful that I am shocked that I still read about these bands NON-FUCKING-STOP!! I hate to beat a dead horse, but I am really FN Annoyed at this point.. I want to meet someone from one of these sites that people base their whole state & structure of belief on & I want one of them to tell me that Centipede HZ & Lonerism are Great or even OK Albums. I can make better, more coherent music by myself in One Take with absolutely No Preparation at all, literally free-styling Music that sounds good stoned.. Seriously: HOPESiCK

Here is this stupid ass story, look at how it starts out, like Avey Tare (Nice Name Asshole!) is FN Superman or something.. Going out into the Crazy World to make $20,000 a night to stand on stage & make god awful “noise” & I use the word Noise Loosely, while a bunch of FN Nerds (Males Only, Si Homo!) all play with each others little dicks & than they will run home to talk about the concert on YouTube or whatever. I remember reading a bunch of kids quotes about Merri Post Pussyfart where it got to a point where the kid said, “If Animal Collective Took A Shit On A Plate, I Would Pay $10,000 For That Piece Of Priceless Art From The Most Brilliant Musicians Ever Born! Yeah, I’m Talking To You Beatles!”

I would like to see what that asshole looks like in real life, if he’s ever been fucked.. By a Female! And most important, whose shit would he eat while listening to Centipede hZ?!

Whatever.. I’m Having A Bad Fucking Day!!

I’m About To Get Serious With A Blog & Podcast & I Am Already Warning CoS, Stereogum & Pitchfork: It’s Going To Be War! There Is A New Generation Coming Up, There Is A New Voice & We Are Over All The Ball-Slurping That Animal Collective & Grizzly Bear Get~

Time For Some Subjective Opinions

Strep throat be damned, Animal Collective’s Avey Tare will hit the road this summer for a rare solo tour. He won’t be alone, however, as he’ll be performing with a new trio dubbed, Avey Tare’s Slasher Flicks. (Look At The Ego You Guys Have Helped Create! It’s Like Skip Bayless Rooting On Tim Tebow When He FUCKING Sucks!!!!)

Um, yeah, we’ll let him do the talking:

A group of three hippies on a road trip through the backwaters of 2013s rural music scene fall prey to a murderous cannibalistic band making, including a leather-masked, guitar-wielding Avey Tare (Himself, Animal Collective), his knife-wielding keyboard player Angel Deradoorian (Deradoorian, Dirty Projectors), and their cannibal chief drummer and decaying grandfather Jeremy Hyman (Ponytail, Boredoms, Dan Deacon).”

So far, the indie supergroup-of-sorts has only four dates scheduled. Consult the full itinerary below and see if you can “road trip through the backwaters of 2013s rural music scene,” too.

Avey Tare’s Slasher Flick’s 2013 Tour Dates:
06/17 – Brooklyn, NY @ Glasslands
06/20 – Brighton, UK @ Green Door Store
06/21 – London, UK @ The Lexington
06/22 – Camber Sands, UK @ ATP Curated by Deerhunter

Tare also has a slew of upcoming dates fronting Animal Collective.

Animal Collective 2013 Tour Dates:
05/22 – Nimes, FR @ Paloma
05/23 – Barcelona, ES @ Primavera Sound
05/25 – London, UK @ Field Day
05/27 – Amsterdam, NL @ Melkweg
05/28 – Brussels, BE @ AB
05/29 – Paris, FR @ Trianon
06/07-09 – New York, NY @ Governors Ball Music Festival
06/10 – Washington, DC @ 9:30 Club
06/11 – Washington, DC @ 9:30 Club
06/12 – Washington, DC @ 9:30 Club
06/13-16 – Manchester, TN @ Bonnaroo Music Festival
07/02 – Helsinki, FI @ The Circus
07/04 – Roskilde, DK @ Roskilde Festival
07/06 – Gdynia, PL @ Open’er Festival
07/09 – Toronto, ON @ Danforth Music Hall
07/10 – Ottawa, ON @ Ottawa Bluesfest
07/11-13 – Mariaville, NY @ Camp Bisco
07/12-14 – Louisville, KY @ Forecastle Festival
07/15 – Royal Oak, MI @ Royal Oak Music Hall *
07/16 – Cleveland, OH @ House of Blues *
07/18 – Covington, KY @ Madison Theater *
07/19 – Nashville, TN @ Marathon Music Works
09/08 – Salt Lake City, UT @ Depot *
09/09 – Denver, CO @ Ogden *
09/11 – Minneapolis, MN @ First Avenue
10/16 – Madison, WI @ Orpheum *
10/17 – Chicago, IL @ Riviera *
10/24 – Kansas City, MO @ Midland Theater *
10/25 – St. Louis, MO @ The Pageant

* = w/ Dan Deacon